The Seductive and Practical Side To William ‘St’ Wildy

Here’s me Willam ‘St’ Wildy in some of my many moods. Pose 1: A seductive look – mainly because I wanted some extra treats…or it might have been because I was pissed off with the servants for something minor. Pose 2: Showing my practical sense, lets face it I had to help the ginger servant out he had no idea. Had the problem fixed in minutes.

Oh well back to bed. It’s not easy typing with paws.
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Will I Am

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Ginger can’t hold a good conversation

Well it might not have rained today but there’s rain forecast which makes my blood boil.
You try a conversation with the ginger servant, there’s not much up top there – waste of time. In fact he makes more sense when he’s asleep.
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Ginger Servant: What’s That Will?
William: I was trying to explain quantam physics to the dopey ginger – as you can see – NO IDEA!

He makes more sense when he’s asleep – mind you he can’t stop blowing off during the night.
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MEOW WILL I AM
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Happy WA Day

Got a lie in this morning for a WA Day.

And Saturday
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And Friday
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Etc Etc Etc

Ginger servant was getting excited about the Dockers

Dockers Smockers, who gives a damn, so they beat someone I couldn’t give a rats fat.
MEOW WILL I AM

Sometimes the ginger servant is as boring as bat-shit

Tried to have a sensible conversation with the ginger the other night. He never listens.
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And he’s thick as a brick, no use wasting my time with him. Boring as bat-shit.
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So we all might as well give it a miss. He talks more sense in his sleep BTW.
MEOW Will I Am
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Happy belated Easter- I hate chocolate

Happy belated Easter to all my fans. The ginger servant gave me one of those Bilby Easter eggs – you know where you can stick that ginger. Not interested, just get me some other grub like some of the shepherds pie you just cooked or crank up another roast beef. Thank God the better servant has returned home from hiking,, I nearly starved to death while she was away.

Meow Will I Am
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Not too close

Made the mistake of getting too close to the ginger servant after he’d had a big night out. So I moved further down the bed but only just survived the night -I will not elaborate any further, let’s just say he had lots of beers and a spicy curry!
Meow Will I Am.
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From the streets of Northbridge…

From the streets of Northbridge to surviving the ginger servant’s farts and bad breathe.
I, Will I Am the ultimate survivor.
Never mind those pussy Americans, let me loose on that Island and hear me roar.
Will I Am
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Wasps in the roof

I overheard we had wasps in our roof. Doesn’t bother me I find it too hot in the roof space anyways. Apparently my lovely lady servant had to let the ginger servant (yep the thick one) know that the bee man had to get into his manhole, she mistyped the message, it should have read the guy wants to get into THE manhole.

Anyways here’s some pictures of me in my manhole or William Cave.
MEOW Will I Am
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Thank God For The Fan

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Here’s me, Will I Am looking morose. Thank God for that Bloody fan behind me. Some fancy pants German inspired piece of technology, whisper quiet and doesn’t look like a fan. Who gives a shit as long as it keeps me, Will I Am cool on these bloody hot days.
MEOW
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