Was going to write Part 3 of my Northbridge days but couldn’t be arsed as I have been watching the US tennis open. I tried to eat Andy Roddick last year but just missed him. I was sad to hear Andy is retiring so I’ve desperately been trying to get to him in his last major of his career.
Anyways, the tennis finishes tonight with Djokovic playing that whingy Scotsman, so I’ll continue on with my Northbridge adventures in the next few days. Talk to you all soon.
CS: Thanks to that lovely girl Mel, a friend of my servants for looking after me for a few days. Boy am i sick and tired of my regular servants buggering off all the time. The only bonus is I don’t have to put up with that ginger-haired servant farting all the time!