Hi All

I got distracted when the ginger-haired servant ran through the room in just his undies. Lucky it was the ones I hand-washed the other  day, remember when I was using the red bucket. Anyways, I got an awful fright at the speed-wobbles.

Totally put me off my hypnotism session. I was practicing on a willy wag tail from the back window. I had the silly bird singing ‘Advance Australia Fair’ in a German accent, hopping on one foot. I reckon I could deffo get my own show on the telly.

Anyways the sight of the ginger nude has sent shivers down my spine and I need to have a rest for about 12 hours!

Meow…William

PS: It’s not easy typing with these paws!

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About smudger1

I'm a black and white tabby cat with attitude and lead a pretty exciting life which consists of sleeping, chasing various things that move, which sometimes includes bits of fluff caught in the wind. I also eat a lot and like to protect my territory from rival cats, dogs and anyone else i see as a threat!

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  1. the boss says:

    just a tip for you Will – remember that you-know-who is a bit senstive about his speed wobbles.

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