I got distracted when the ginger-haired servant ran through the room in just his undies. Lucky it was the ones I hand-washed the other day, remember when I was using the red bucket. Anyways, I got an awful fright at the speed-wobbles.
Totally put me off my hypnotism session. I was practicing on a willy wag tail from the back window. I had the silly bird singing ‘Advance Australia Fair’ in a German accent, hopping on one foot. I reckon I could deffo get my own show on the telly.
Anyways the sight of the ginger nude has sent shivers down my spine and I need to have a rest for about 12 hours!
PS: It’s not easy typing with these paws!