Another brill day in paradise. I’m out the backyard peering through a crack in the fence into the park. Spotted a couple of dopey doves who are pecking the ground in anger. They’re as thick as a brick. I even stuck some stray feathers on me one day, just one or two and got up my back paws and strutted around making cooing noises. I even pecked the ground. I got to within half a metre before the silly buggers realized it was me…William. They flew the coup so to speak just before I chomped on one of them.
Anyways, that’s not really a challenge so I might visit one the neighbour’s and have a brawl with their dog, Killer, he’ll give me a better run for my money! He looks like my brother eh?
Anyways like I say It’s not easy typing with these paws so see you later.