Hi Folks. Do I look big in this?One of the servants took a very unflattering photo of me. I look bloody enormous don’t I? Well don’t think the old William is losing the plot and needs to visit Jenny Craig cause, I’m not, it’s just a bad photo okay. At the time I was busy studying the mailman deliver me some very important mail – yep I’m expecting my tax return any time now.
Anyways, with Xmas just around the corner and plenty of extra grub I just might have to race around the neighbourhood and terrorize the local wildlife (yep that includes dogs 3 times my size) to shed a kilo or two in case this pic offends anyone.