The servant went out in a rush today and forgot I was already outside. You bewdy, spent the whole day outside and a beautiful day it was. I achieved so much:

  1. Harassed the local dogs by flashing my fluffy bum at them
  2. Got dive-bombed by the Willy Wag tails as I looked on menacingly at their nest
  3. Ate some extra grub at two of the neighbours’ joints
  4. Slept for 1 hour
  5. Slept at another neighbour’s place by the window sill…nice and warm
  6. Stalked the dopey doves in the park
  7. Chased a rival cat over the roof tops in my complex
  8. Slept for 3 hours
  9. Did ablutions in a neighbour’s backyard
  10. Slept for 2 hours

let me in

NOW LET ME BACK IN GINGER NUTS!!!!!!!!!!
Meow William

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About smudger1

I'm a black and white tabby cat with attitude and lead a pretty exciting life which consists of sleeping, chasing various things that move, which sometimes includes bits of fluff caught in the wind. I also eat a lot and like to protect my territory from rival cats, dogs and anyone else i see as a threat!

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