Hi Fans. Here’s a pic of me contemplating the plot for my great Australian novel that begins in serialisation on my blog every Friday from this week.
For the time being I’ll just make it on Fridays cause most of the time I can’t be arsed and would rather chomp down on a bird or beat up a dog twice my size. And there is the off-chance I may mistake a bit of stray fluff for a wild beast from the Amazon.
Anyways, the pic above is me seeking a muse. The bloke on the telly was just a boring four-eyed ranger. God knows what he was talking about. Anyways I’m thinking of calling the bloke below and use him as my muse. I’ve heard he’s done alright for himself over the years. Apparently he used to be fat with red hair. Now he has a hot chick and looks younger than half his age. Hmm now there’s a source of inspiration
So join me on Friday for the beginning of the first Great Australian novel written by a cat.
Please send me your ideas for the theme of the novel in case the bloke above is no help. Then tell your friends to visit my blog to see a literature masterpiece unfold before your very cat-like eyes.