William here and I’m mad. My return to home has been delayed by the bloody builders. Useless &%$#* have you ever heard of a reliable one. Anyways I’m really mad, I feel like I might be losing control of my domain and need to get back to maintain the natural order of things. I’m also going to give my servants what for and you wait to see the fireworks start!
Oh and I didn’t write the next chapter in my Great Australia novel cause the stress meant I couldn’t find the creative drive to write perfect prose. And also my internet was down and sometimes as you know I couldn’t be arsed.
It’s not easy writing with paws