will bird bathwill bird bath 2It’s not what you think alright!
 
I’ve been put in charge of the order in which the birds visit the bird bath. It’s not an easy job especially on a humid day. I gotta lie here in wait and give any birds what-for when it’s not their turn.
 
The Willy Wag tails get first dibs cause they’re quick. Then those massive butcher birds are next – they scare the beejesus out of me, with all that wobbly red stuff under their chin. It reminds me of the ginger-servant’s belly when he runs.
 
Then the little pale warbler type birds rock up, they’re tiny little things and hardly a morsel, eh hum i mean cute tiny little things. Sometimes a magpie visits then last of all there’s the doves cause they’re thick and slow.
 
Anyways, I’m here to restore the order of things…See it’s not what you think!
 
Meo William
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About smudger1

I'm a black and white tabby cat with attitude and lead a pretty exciting life which consists of sleeping, chasing various things that move, which sometimes includes bits of fluff caught in the wind. I also eat a lot and like to protect my territory from rival cats, dogs and anyone else i see as a threat!

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