will lying on bench

Here’s a pic of me searching for some creative inspiration. It aint easy writing a novel (esp with these paws) even when you’re the smartest cat in the world. You need to reach inside yourself to convey meaning and touch the raw nerve of your audience to give them a satisfying literary experience.

Bullocks I say, give them sex and violence. Topped with drama, tension and bloody revenge against all who treated you badly!

So tune in Friday arvo for the next installment of the great Australian novel written by a cat, me…Will I Am, the cat accused of being flown in from another world by a superior being that makes Mr Spock look like a dope.

Meow William!

paw UTD


About smudger1

I'm a black and white tabby cat with attitude and lead a pretty exciting life which consists of sleeping, chasing various things that move, which sometimes includes bits of fluff caught in the wind. I also eat a lot and like to protect my territory from rival cats, dogs and anyone else i see as a threat!

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