Don’t know what all the fuss was about. I went missing for about 10 hours on Saturday night. The ginger-nut servant was almost in tears when I got home, he thought the old Willbags had bitten the dust. Silly old prick takes a lot more to get rid of me.
Anyways, I don’t know what all the fuss was about. I went over to a neighbour’s house and cause I’m deadly cute they let me in. In fact I’m over there quite a bit to get some nosh. So Prince William is alive and well fans and ready to nip someone’s ankles unless things go my way!