will and salmon

Yep, I’m thinking with my tummy again. I don’t have time to write the next chapter in my novel cause the servant is about to serve me Salmon – even tho he doesn’t know it yet. He’ll crisp up the skin for me in the fry pan, then lightly cook the Salmon to just how I like it.

Sure he’ll get some but my drop-dead gorgeous looks and sad eyes when I need something will win him over. And if that doesn’t work I’ll just nip his ankles and MEOW very loudly.

So you’ll have to wait till next week for some cat prose, oh and I can’t be arsed writing cause I haven’t secured my usual 18 hours sleep for the day.

Meow William

paw UTD

Advertisements

About smudger1

I'm a black and white tabby cat with attitude and lead a pretty exciting life which consists of sleeping, chasing various things that move, which sometimes includes bits of fluff caught in the wind. I also eat a lot and like to protect my territory from rival cats, dogs and anyone else i see as a threat!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s