The next morning I had developed a variety of very annoying voices and bad acting habits. I had also put on weight and felt like a child star. I even felt like a cute cuddly alien from another planet! I heard canned-laughter everywhere I went and adoring fans calling my names. I’d even changed colour. Yes I had gone from a Zombie to being possessed by evil spirits! The spirits of Screech (Saved By The Bell), Steve Urkel, The Fat Kid from Hey Dad and Alf.
It was a troubling time, especially when all four tried to take control at the same time, it was like a bad episode of Chances…Chances did someone mention Chances?
The final straw came when the spirit of Alex Taylor from Chances entered my body. Insane plots, terrible acting and random nude scenes became a regular part of my life. And I had to appear in every scene because I was the only one who could act!
Stay tuned for the next chapter of the Great Australian Novel written by a cat. For more information regarding Classic Australian Drama and reliving happy memories follow this link: http://televisionau.com/feature-articles/tvs-hall-of-shame