will full as a googI hope the poor old ginger-nut servant doesn’t notice I’ve polished off his dinner while he was on the bog. But bloody hell I’m chockers and feel like I’m gunna explode.
Full as googly egg is Will I Am. Might need to sleep for about 48 hours to recover from this. Oh and by the way I saved him that tiny green pepper on the corner of the plate – they make me fart!
Meow William
paw UTD

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About smudger1

I'm a black and white tabby cat with attitude and lead a pretty exciting life which consists of sleeping, chasing various things that move, which sometimes includes bits of fluff caught in the wind. I also eat a lot and like to protect my territory from rival cats, dogs and anyone else i see as a threat!

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