Happy belated Easter- I hate chocolate

Happy belated Easter to all my fans. The ginger servant gave me one of those Bilby Easter eggs – you know where you can stick that ginger. Not interested, just get me some other grub like some of the shepherds pie you just cooked or crank up another roast beef. Thank God the better servant has returned home from hiking,, I nearly starved to death while she was away.

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Not too close

Made the mistake of getting too close to the ginger servant after he’d had a big night out. So I moved further down the bed but only just survived the night -I will not elaborate any further, let’s just say he had lots of beers and a spicy curry!
Meow Will I Am.
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From the streets of Northbridge…

From the streets of Northbridge to surviving the ginger servant’s farts and bad breathe.
I, Will I Am the ultimate survivor.
Never mind those pussy Americans, let me loose on that Island and hear me roar.
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Wasps in the roof

I overheard we had wasps in our roof. Doesn’t bother me I find it too hot in the roof space anyways. Apparently my lovely lady servant had to let the ginger servant (yep the thick one) know that the bee man had to get into his manhole, she mistyped the message, it should have read the guy wants to get into THE manhole.

Anyways here’s some pictures of me in my manhole or William Cave.
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Thank God For The Fan

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Here’s me, Will I Am looking morose. Thank God for that Bloody fan behind me. Some fancy pants German inspired piece of technology, whisper quiet and doesn’t look like a fan. Who gives a shit as long as it keeps me, Will I Am cool on these bloody hot days.
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Federer..Nadal…Federer…Nadal

You all know I love tennis but since the bloody servants have bought the new big f*#& off telly I couldn’t care less.

Federer Smederer, get me a smaller telly so I can get myself a bite-sized snack.

BEFORE BIG TELLY…I LOVE WIMBELDON
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NEW F*#* off Telly…I hate the Aus Open!

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I’m in the naughty books

What’s a cat to do, the bloody servants have been out all weekend or hungover.
The ginger one, yep him, bloody hopeless, smelling of stale beer.
He forgot to get me my second dinner and third treat each day.
I’ve been forced to rustle up some of my own grub from this book. Gourmet, Smormet the food in here isn’t good enough for this Cat!!!!!!!!!
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Me, Will I Am, forced to contemplate cooking some grub for myself.

He farts and snores in the sleep

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Somebody get me outta here – the ginger servant snorts and farts in his sleep
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A day in life of me…Will I Am

The ginger servant is spewing with me. First of all he rushed over to the other side of the complex while I was having a friendly chat with another cat. Sure I had it in a full-nelson but it’s because it said I looked funny since I’d had my coat shaved.

Then I got banished to my own unit where I promptly sat by the bird bath & just because I was shooing a bird away and it accidentally got caught in my mouth the servant whacked it out of my gob and it flew to freedom, like I was going to eat it.

Then I was made to come inside, and dropped leaves and sticks off my bum onto the servant’s freshly vacuumed carpet. I don’t know whether I’m meant to be inside or outside today?

Can you believe I’d even do all that he claims?
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Get off my bloody stool mudder f*#@*&

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I recently found out my stool has been given away to the bloody Thompson Twins. AARGGHH give me my bloody stool back before I kill Yah.
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